Self
I'd hate to have a kid like me.
Life
I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
-- To dads statement: The world is not fair calvin!
Swear Words
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Weekends
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Moms
Moms and reason are like oil and water.
Expectations
I find my life is a lot easier the lower i keep everyone's expectations
Girls
1) Girls are like slugs;they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
2) Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
Learning
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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